North Korean Cunnilingus

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An Open Letter to Britney Spears

Dear Britney,

I know you have an image to maintain and all (albeit a bad one). However I have a request from all the folks here in the good old U. S. of A. Can you please just stay out of trouble for a while? How 'bout until after November? Then the dysfunctional mainstream media won't be able to obsess about you, and will be forced to actually report on real issues to fill up the void left by a dearth of news about you. (Hmm, dearth means a lack or absence. Sorry about the SAT word.) I know, I know, the media will still do an awful job of manufacturing controversy out of the useless stuff while ignoring the substantive issues as much as possible. That's a given. But who knows? If you can clean up your act why can't they? Besides, if you can manage to keep away from the police, out of hospitals, and generally out of trouble, you might get your kids back! It's a win-win!
Think about it, OK?

KTHXBYE!